Savvy Women's Guide to Humor

Savvy Humor
Stud Finder With a new drill with extra gadgets in hand, this do-it-yourself Mom feels compelled to do home projects.
	Beer... And Cheesecake Tune in to the two most popular sporting events in February - Super Bowl Sunday and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Beefcake anyone?
Confessions Of A Focus Group Whore Him: 'How often do you drink beer? "Me: 'How often do you want me to drink beer?' Him: 'Five times a week? Great, you're in.'	My Husband's Hottie Boss The good news is, my husband's found work after being unemployed for four months. The bad news: his supervisor is a thirty-year-old redheaded temptress whose vanity plates read '2 Hot 4 U.' By Cheryl O'Donovan
Me, My Cars and I Cars are important to most people. I learned that thirty years ago when, while introducing my boyfriend, I received eye-brow-lifting nods of approval - not for him - for his car.	Trick Or Treat, Mr Goodbar A humorous tale of trying to find love in a singles bar by well known humorist and author of The Estrogen Underground Cheryl O'Donovan.
Celebrate National Girlfriend's Day Read all the fabulous reasons why it's GREAT to be a woman!	Baggage Handling And NOT the kind of baggage you take on vacation with you.
I Married A Meat Man The amusing story of how a color-blind red meat man got together with a lacto ovo vegetarian!	Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Shoppers The humorous account of one woman's account of overcoming her impulsive shopping habits.
Kathy's Kaleidoscope
Musings from Kathy Kathy Wooton MD is our resident humorist. Read her funny accounts about life as a humor writer.	Television Cliffhangers Across the Decades It’s time for graduations, weddings, and the post-season analysis of the series’ finales.
That Girl’s Not Right This is the story of one writer’s encounter with a love struck raccoon named Rocky.	Jefferson and The Talking Meals on Wheels There are events that occur in daily life that are too amusing not to share. As I currently am in a sharing mood, I offer one of the antics of Jefferson, my spoiled canine companion, for your amusement.
Santa Claus: A Right Jolly Old Elf, or an Elderly Obese Male with a Cookie Fixation? Kathy lets fly with her opinion on the jolly old fat man!	Names Have Been Changed So My Family Will Speak to Me Kathy tries to preserve family anonymity as she shares her writing with the world.
Cut Mom A Friggin' Break Day "At last...a holiday I can embrace". Read this story by guest author Kathleen Wooton M.D.	Hormone Hell Ride So, you're loved one has, through no fault of her own, begun "The Change" (aka menopause). It's proof positive that Dante’s Inferno is real.
Letters from London
	Maggie, a displaced New Yorker living in London regularly writes to her best gal pal Lulu about the city of irony - London, where she now reigns supreme.
	I Love Making Tylenol Ah, Christmas in New York. Maggie recounts her first visit back in seven years. Did it give her a headache?
A Bit Of A Handful The boys are back, blitzed, out and partying like it's 1999. Oh those out of hand, at hand, on hand, hands on princes - Prince William and Prince Harry.	Over-Paid, Over-Sexed, Over-Here London's Savile Row, famous for bespoke tailoring and assiduous service is being invaded by the US super stores. How will the Brits cope?
Post-Christmas Sales - When Push Comes to Brawl Maggie shares her experiences with her best friend Lulu in NY about trying to tackle the post-Christmas sales in downtown London.	Try Before You Buy 'Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day''from the ever-wise eight-time married Mickey Rooney.
Can't Buy Me Love When I'm 64 Newspapers throughout the UK are taking sides in the battle between nasty Paul and fantasist Heather, but who is coming up with the most salacious gossip?	Dear Santa The massive supermarket chain Tesco has been pressured to withdraw its potential hit of the season: a pole-dancing kit from the Toys and Games section.
'Tis The Season Good god. What's the rush? August 9th and Bing was crooning White Christmas piped out onto the street, mystifying those in flip flops and sunglasses.	Dying To Be Thin If Halloween is your favourite holiday, you are in luck. It could be said that Yohji Yamamoto has seen the future and it's surely skeletal.
Mine's Bigger Than Yours! Don't look now, but it's big money, big houses, big gowns, big hair (extensions); it's the 80's all over again. Don't look back; can big shoulders be far behind? Aagrhhh!	Hair of the Dog Sometimes that dead pelt atop the head of the Duchess of Cornwall appears to pay homage-to-Dynasty (appropriately), sometimes it's just candy-floss...
High Street Shopping Maggie from London enters the debate over the high end megamarts versus the high street vendors. Read her amusing story.	Wake Up and Smell The Coffee Maggie from London ponders the subject of why so many of us are obsessed with keeping a "tidy home".