Celebrate National Girlfriend's Day
Why it's GREAT to be woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Cabs stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the
Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever
touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make
sure
our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware
that
we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all
your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in
their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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